that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster
Madonna is 55 and her boyfriend is 22
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend is 26
Mariah Carey is 44 and her boyfriend is 32
If you’re not dating anyone, don’t worry about it, maybe he wasn’t born yet.
- Update: your crush still doesn't like you back
sex is so weird like hey let me stick my rock hard limb into ur tiny hole and then slam into you repeatedly because i love you